Confessions of a Witch

An interesting thought just hit me one day. If you were dragged before the Inquisition who questioned you about your religious beliefs and practices how would you answer? Keep in mind that no matter how you answer you'll be burned at the stake anyway, so have fun answering these questions.  Here's a few questions with my own answers.

Do you or have you ever practiced anything deemed unholy and arcane such as witchcraft or the like?
What you call witchcraft is of your own invention and fear.  My belief does not contradict yours. It merely encourage what you believe.

Have you ever worshipped the Devil?
No. I have no belief in your Devil so I cannot worship something I have no belief in.

Do you deny God as your father and savior?
I don't deny any God, just the ignorance and false impressions by which many have come to believe. The God you speak of belongs to the Jews.  It's the Biblical God of the Hebrew people. If you're not of Jewish descent then don't hide yourself behind this God you speak of because he doesn't belong to you. I need no savior because I'm in no danger nor have I committed a crime.

Do you have familiar spirits?
Yes, but how is that any different than you having Angels? If I called my spirits, Angels, would you accept me as your equal?

Have you ever worshipped any God other than the One True God?
You cannot call your God the "one" or the "true." Your belief is not pure. Your religion is filled with Pagan ideas converted to your own needs. I do not strip down my spirituality and hide behind false impressions calling myself something I am not.